Decisions Other British Humor Should've MadeIn a world where the British sense of humor is a finely-tuned machine, we've compiled a list of decisions that would've taken their absurdity to new heights:

• Have a national pastime where everyone is required to wear funny wigs to work.
• Make tea a controlled substance, like a national sport.
• Replace all public transportation with tiny, ornate carriages that play 'Who Let the Dogs' in the background.
• Hold a national holiday for the sole purpose of making dad jokes.
• Create an entire department in the government dedicated to finding creative ways to say 'cheers'.
• Have an annual festival where everyone is forced to wear ridiculous outfits and dance the Macarena.

Misadventures

• Steak in a Pub
• Queueing for Bus
• Overpaying for Coffee